So which Premier League team DO I support??

I've often been posed with this question, but have never given a satisfactory answer. So to clear it up, here's a breakdown of how I see the Premier League:

Teams I like:
Tottenham
Everton
Blackburn Rovers
Man Utd
Man City

Teams I am indifferent towards but like to see winning because it makes my friends happy:
Aston Villa
Newcastle

Teams I don't really care about but contain a lot of Northern Ireland players so it's nice to see them do well:
Fulham

Teams I am completely neutral towards:
Reading
Wigan
Birmingham
Derby
Middlesbrough
Portsmouth

Teams I don't really like for one reason or another but am not really all that bothered:
West Ham
Sunderland
Bolton
Arsenal

Teams I can't stand:
Chelsea
Liverpool

So there you go. So when you ask who I support, the answer is "no-one", but as you can see, that doesn't mean I can't have an opinion...